Not my high school (Wikipedia) |
During this relatively euphoric and glorious period, I learned many important life lessons. Unfortunately, some of them turned out to be completely, totally, miserably wrong. Here's a sampling of the ones I had to learn over again.
More Is Better!
Shawshank Redemption via Kloipy |
Popularity Contests are Immature!
Napoleon Dynamite (source) |
Certain that the likability factor was just a temporary holdover from puberty, I ran for student government and applied for jobs around town based purely on my merit and abilities. Lo and behold, I succeeded in getting both, thus proving my conviction that hard skills were the sole reason to bestow a position upon someone in the adult world!
Okay, in retrospect, my conviction wasn't really "proved". No one ran against me for class VP, and after local music studios and radio stations pushed my job-seeking tail out the door, I was finally hired to lug tables up flights of stairs, shoulder-to-shoulder with guys who mooned each other from the tops of buildings and taped each other to walls when work was slow. I was also considered my interviewer's "last present" because he wasn't well-liked and had decided to quit before my first day. So much for that conviction of mine. I was halfway through college before I finally bought into the importance of personality and networking in elections and the hiring process.
Rules Are For Everyone Else!
Office Space via IMCDB |
Har har har, what a joke. It turned out that real world rules are nothing like the ones in high school. Many high school policies exist as a protection blanket against juvenile wrongdoers. Real world rules govern the money, safety, and fairness of adults, so they're a touch more serious. They don't bend for certain people like I'd hoped and thought; they just bend for certain situations.
High School Seniors Are Adults Too, Just Younger!
Animal House |
Like many folks, the most liberal I ever was was in college. Beer? Girls? Hope? Bring it! While I don't regret any of the stuff I did in college, I learned a lot of hard lessons (thank you Vegas and summer stock theatre) that helped me discover just how not grown-up I actually was.
There's Only One Correct Answer!
I freak out like this too. (source) |
Here's one I got right! Well, "right" as long as I was talking about something I actually knew, like arithmetic or colors. In high school, I failed to consider just about everything around me, and never picked up on the fact that I sat in different chairs, played different musical instruments, and used different computers and pens that flew in the face of my one-answer-to-every-question view of the world.
I've given up searching for the ultimate solution to everything. Since there's no real way for me to completely stamp out my ignorance of the world around me, I'll keep on living my life according to the best lessons I've learned. I'll also try to not freak out next time I find out I'm wrong again, which I bet will happen by sundown.